7 Responses to “Source: Hillary’s Speech Writers Preparing Concession Speech”

1. BosnianSniper on May 27th, 2008 2:32 pm

   More like for June 4th when he has enough Super Delegates to clinch, and she is forced to FINALLY shut the hell up! Am waiting anxiously for that day = )

   No more KKKlintons in the WhiteHouse ever!

2. Lucky Strike on May 27th, 2008 7:29 pm

   More like for January 4th when the Supreme Court throws out her petition to have the Electoral College vote over-turned - at which point she will scurry back to the Senate to introduce a bill abolishing the Presidency.

3. josephine on May 28th, 2008 5:16 am

   Hillary will still be on even after june 4,
   You guys are real jealouse of Hillary because she has prove to most women that don;t give up half way and stick till the end, am proud of her.Even if she is the nominee or not,

4. timmy barnstable on May 28th, 2008 7:45 am

   Hillary’s Consession Speech:

   My fellow americans: even though I am still leading in the popular vote, and I have won more states, the super delegates have decided to give my nomination to senator Obama.

   My husband; ex president Willy Winkey and his vice president Monica Johnson, also feel I also won and I am entitled to still bake cookies in the White House kitchen, even though I can’t but I said I did, so I must have, because I said so.

   I will concede that Senator Obama has now more Super Delegates even though the Clinton math says otherwise.

   I will work hard for Senator Obama, I mean McCaine, er, not really. I will work hard as Monica did to Billy, er I mean I will even stop ducking bullets in Bosnia, and call my house of worship and prey to the Hillary Lord, that he is successful, but not win the presidency, because only I can.

   I will support my big butt, I mean Senator Obama in all states, although I own them all, and won them all, and should be vice president also, allowing Willy and I to return to the White house to rent rooms for money, sell pardons to criminals including my brother, and cutting more deals with terrorists.
   I also pledge to take over Opec and lower gas to 1 penny a gallon and all americans will have free healthcare after the illegal alliens are taken care of and lastly every american will get a new Lexus on me with my home made Hillary fantasy concocted cookies.

   I thank Senator Obama for ruining my coronation, and my support is behind Senator McCaine, er Obama, good day and good hunting, I mean good night.

   Signed, Pillary Clinton

5. Ginger on May 28th, 2008 12:43 pm

   No People aren’t against Hillary she is against herself. She clearly tells lies. O convict Obama for what his Minister says and does. Does that mean we should make her accountable for everything BIll says and does? Does that mean If she gets elected she find her an intern have “Oral words with him” Did she not agree along with everyone that Florida and Michgan wouldn’t count? Or is that because she losing now?

6. Tom on June 4th, 2008 5:57 pm

   Today is Wednesday and the buzz is by Friday she will make her withdrawl from the race official. So….why wait? If you plan to drop out Hillary, do it now!

   Oh, I forgot. This is a Clinton we’re talking about. The focus has to be on her even when we should be celebrating Obama’s inevitable victory. How silly of me to think otherwise.

7. VINCEFOSTER on June 5th, 2008 11:23 am

   SHE ISNT GOING TO CONCEDE ANYTHING. SHE WILL NOT GO AWAY QUIETLY. SHE BELIEVES THIS IS RIGHTFULLY HERS. IF I WAS OBAMA I WOULD BE WATCHING MY BACK. VERY BAD THINGS SEEM TO HAPPEN TO THOSE WHO GET IN THE WAY OF THE CLINTONS.

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